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So, like, what's with the things and stuff? |
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Pipe down you! Next question! |
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Is the house bigger than one room? |
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Circumstancial evidence suggests Grey stole a TARDIS. |
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What's with the ever-changing mugs? |
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Grey has an experimental telescreen built into the material of the mug. |
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Where can I buy that wallpaper? |
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On a small planet about a lightyear spinward of Betelgeuse. asdf |
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In only one syllable, describe Steels |
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There are many different syllables I could use, here's a couple:
Fuh, ck, you |
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Why does a comic of this calibre need to bother itself with an FAQ? |
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Tradition. And added comedy goodness. Also, shut up. |
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If I don't read the FAQ, will Steels kill me? |
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Yes |
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How often does Grey die, and what brings him back to life afterwards? |
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He dies too often for his liking, but I honestly don't care, the fans enjoy his death, and we provide it. As to what brings him back, even I don't know the answer to that question, all that you need to know is that that is the way it is. |
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How many times must a question be asked for it to be considered frequently asked? |
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As many as we feel are necessary. |
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Will Steels kill Michael Bay? |
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We'll think about it |
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Please? |
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I said we'd think about it |
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Why is the sky blue? |
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Because it can't get a girlfriend |
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Who designed that hideous wallpaper? |
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Cthulhu |
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Can you describe the process you guys go through to create a comic strip? |
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We, James and I, get together on MSN and come up with random ideas, most of which we ignore but others we expand on and start scripting, before we know it we have 7 or 8 scripts ready for Jon. Who then starts by doing the lineart by hand, the rest is done through photoshop |
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Where did they buy the couch? |
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The couch was not bought, the couch was summoned, most likely from The Warp. |
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What TV show are they currently watching? |
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Heroes |
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Which you of the two of them framed Calvin in the noodle affair? |
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*points at Rama* He did it, I swear! |
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What's the opinion of the church concerning your comic? |
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Currently, we're just frowned upon, but we're aiming for excommunication |
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What is Steels outlook on life? |
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Why don't you ask his magnum? |
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What is Grey's outlook on Death? |
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As something that happens to other people, usually at his hands. The irony of this escapes him. |
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Why won't you tell me where you hid the key to my jail cell? Haven't I asked enough questions yet? |
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We'll let you go when we're good and ready! And No, we're not ready. And No, you haven't! |
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What are your politics toward angry fans? |
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They have the right to convey their opinions peacefully. I retain the right to unleash the genetically engineered Nix Hounds. |
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Will you shoot them on sight? |
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Only to cripple them. |
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Will survivors be shot again? |
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No, live meat is preferable. |
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What's you're position towards bunnies? |
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Bunnies are unprocessed pie filling. Except Bun-bun. |
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What about bunnies with flamethrowers? |
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Self-cooking pie filling. Except Bun-bun. |
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